Computer Components

Light sabres, time machines and puzzle boxes from hell -how movie merch should be done

You can get almost any movie merchandise you want nowadays -books, mugs, t-shirts and so on and so forth. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are just afew of the items that if we could get hold off- we’d buy them just like that.

• A real working lightsabre. Yeah, even since we saw it take off a hand in that cantina we’ve all wanted one- dont lie. Be prepared to fight randomn strangers for no reason other than you both have a lightsabre, you dont have to make the ‘whoom’ noise yourself anymore and it will be available in a wide range of colours. People would be duelling like samurais all over the place and every nerd’s dream will come true. Try very hard not to sever your own limb off in the process.
• The DeLorean DMC-12 car. Yup, im talking about Dr. Emit Brown’s fantastic car from Back to the Future. We all want to take a trip back in time and alter our future -hopefully for the better. but if everyone bought one time would keep changing every time someone went back and the whole solar system would blow up. haha -nah, just messing with ya, but just how radically different would the future be after changing it? Now that we have an 80′s style revival going to, that cars gonna score you mega points with everyone born then.
• Hellraiser’s puzzle hellbox. Satan’s version of the Rubix cube will make sure Pinhead pays a visit to whoever you hand it to -in laws, bill collectors, siblings -the list is endless. Jenny in marketing about to getting your well deserved promotion? Not anytime soon their not. Enemies and people just plain in your way will fall prey to the lament configration box. Try not to get bored and have a play about with it yourself- its one deadly paperweight.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?